Few crackers......keep laughing

1 sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste me sardar ne Rocket se niche chhalang laga di aur chillaya:
"Dhokha....Aj to AMAVASYA hai, Chand to hoga hi nahi..."

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In China!

Coz it has no warranty and o guarantee!!

"chale to chaand tak, nahi to sham tak."
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Sardar in Art Gallery---

"Ye bhayanak tasveer ko aap modern art kahte ho?"

Art Dealer: - " Mere baap! tu dimaag mat laga, ghar ja... ye aaina hai!!!"

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Friend: "Biwi se ladai khatam hui?.."

Sardar: " Ghutne tek ke aayi thi mere paas!"

Friend " Usne ghutne tek kar kya kaha?"

Sardar " Boli bed ke niche se nikal aao, ab nahi marungi!"

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A hit PJ

Banta: Agar hume koi musibat ho to hume kis ke paas jana chahiye?

Santa: Kisaan ke paas...

Banta: Kyo..?

Santa: Kyonki kisaan ke paas "HAL" hota hai....

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1 sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharaab hui. Hospital gaye to doctor bola ki TEST honge.
Sardar sir pakad ke baith gaya, dost ne pucha ki kya hua to bola.... Doctor kahta hai test honge... pata nahi ab kya hoga...
dost bola : kyo...
sardar: "meri maa to anpadh hai...!!!"

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A criminal broke into bedroom, tied up husband and kissed wife's ear and went to bathroom.
Husband told wife: "Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong.... I Love You..!
Wife: " He didn't kiss me, whispered in my ear that he is GAY, needs vaseline and I told him its in the bathroom. So be strong... I Love You too...!!!"

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3 sardar picnic par gaye, waha jakar yaad aya ki Coke to ghar hi bhul gaye! Decide kiya ki sabse chhota sardar jakar coke le aye. Chhota sardar: " main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge!!"
dono ne kaha thik hai.
Do din gujar gaye sardar nahi aya.
4 din gujar gaye sardar nahi aya.
Dono ne socha ki samose kha hi lete hain.
jaise hi samosa uthaya, Chhota sardar ped ke pichhe se nikal aya aur bola," aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga!!!"

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hans to lo yar.................... ha ha hah
:))

ha hah ahah aha

It helps you increase your blood and improves blood circulation..
Keep smiling..

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