Few crackers......keep laughing

1 sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste me sardar ne Rocket se niche chhalang laga di aur chillaya:
"Dhokha....Aj to AMAVASYA hai, Chand to hoga hi nahi..."

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In China!

Coz it has no warranty and o guarantee!!

"chale to chaand tak, nahi to sham tak."
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Sardar in Art Gallery---

"Ye bhayanak tasveer ko aap modern art kahte ho?"

Art Dealer: - " Mere baap! tu dimaag mat laga, ghar ja... ye aaina hai!!!"

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Friend: "Biwi se ladai khatam hui?.."

Sardar: " Ghutne tek ke aayi thi mere paas!"

Friend " Usne ghutne tek kar kya kaha?"

Sardar " Boli bed ke niche se nikal aao, ab nahi marungi!"

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A hit PJ

Banta: Agar hume koi musibat ho to hume kis ke paas jana chahiye?

Santa: Kisaan ke paas...

Banta: Kyo..?

Santa: Kyonki kisaan ke paas "HAL" hota hai....

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1 sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharaab hui. Hospital gaye to doctor bola ki TEST honge.
Sardar sir pakad ke baith gaya, dost ne pucha ki kya hua to bola.... Doctor kahta hai test honge... pata nahi ab kya hoga...
dost bola : kyo...
sardar: "meri maa to anpadh hai...!!!"

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A criminal broke into bedroom, tied up husband and kissed wife's ear and went to bathroom.
Husband told wife: "Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong.... I Love You..!
Wife: " He didn't kiss me, whispered in my ear that he is GAY, needs vaseline and I told him its in the bathroom. So be strong... I Love You too...!!!"

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3 sardar picnic par gaye, waha jakar yaad aya ki Coke to ghar hi bhul gaye! Decide kiya ki sabse chhota sardar jakar coke le aye. Chhota sardar: " main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge!!"
dono ne kaha thik hai.
Do din gujar gaye sardar nahi aya.
4 din gujar gaye sardar nahi aya.
Dono ne socha ki samose kha hi lete hain.
jaise hi samosa uthaya, Chhota sardar ped ke pichhe se nikal aya aur bola," aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga!!!"

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hans to lo yar.................... ha ha hah
:))

ha hah ahah aha

It helps you increase your blood and improves blood circulation..
Keep smiling..

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smart beautiful car... that changes its appearance

Hi folks..

here's something that you all will surely like.
BMW's Gina.

It looks pretty simple.. but it got features....

wanna see...

more

The bold look...

The attitude....

A car that will enchant you...

Its has got a body that can change its appearance.

If you feel you should have its hood open...

there you are...

Just notice the curves of the body, so elegant.

the body is made of special material backed with wires to change the appearance.

Such an innovation...

Exotic...

A genius work.

Note: images are from the internet, so thanks to whoever has provided these. Not my clicks :)

Free home based internet job work; earn heftily

hi folks

yesterday i was trying to search on Google if i could find a gud business idea for a small business.

I searched "How to start a small business"
To my utter surprise, most of the sites i found were.....

can u guess....

i think u must be able to guess it...

Online home based internet job work.

i clicked a few links to find out what they are offfering, and finally what i could make out everywhere was, you need money to start up with even a small one.

Then suddenly i found a link saying," start home based job work free of cost".

The blog gave a extreme detailed view on the the job work with lots of people praising it and photographs of cheques distributed and the amount earned by several people through them.

and when i was very much convinced that yes, this should the one which i could make out from, in my free time; i eagerly started looking for the link to sign up for this.

When i clicked the link, after filling up the form, straight away it went for depositing Rs. 3755/- as lifetime subscription fee.

LOL..ha ha hah aha ha

and i broke out with a laughter.

How could i even think of a free lunch... he heh he

How could i be so foolish....

i dropped the site and the idea of signing up with any such site.

I told you all this just to make you aware about the internet phishers who attract people to pay small amount from their credit cards for simple work, and through which (it seems) they could earn a lot; and finally wipe out with all the balance in their cards.

Simplest way to grab credit card information and spook.

Guys, even if you wish to work online, first find out the gunuineness of the provider and then get into some contract or payment.

Do not just disclose your vital information of Credit Card or bank info at all to anybody or any unknown website.

Its very common of people to look out for a simple way to earn heftily, on which the internet phishers capitalize.

Remember... there is no free lunch on Earth!

HOLI.... a fest to quest....

Holi is one of the most awaited festival of India as it showers love and friendship and rules away hatred.
But a small question arises in my mind, " Is that really happening? "
I wish it does.
Anyways thats not my concern. what i am concerned about is our most important mineral on the earth, very vital for the mankind; WATER.
On the name of our festival, we waste millions of gallons of water, and yet not achieving the motive of the festival.
As per the Government records, in Rajasthan, out of 248 blocks, 200 blocks have been declared "Dark Zones", which means the water level in those zones is too very low.
As for the latest data available, Rajasthan has already taken its share of water from the neighboring states, which is not at all sufficient.
The whole world is is worried about the lack of WATER in coming years, but people in our country are so unconcerned about the issue and waste water like a free resource.
Friends.. This Holi, we tried to convince people to accept "tilak holi" and save water. I din't see much of people following this, but... m happy for the fact the me and my family saved atleast 200 litres of water by playing "Tilak Holi" and not wasting water. Hope people also understand the importance of valuable water which is reducing day by day on and under Earth.

We are going to suffer with severe lack of water in the coming days if we keep wasting water like that.
Quite a lot of organizations and individuals are working to create awareness about this issue and make people understand that "every drop of water is valuable". So don't waste it at all.
In few areas, people have started serving water to the guests in one glass and a jug, so that people don't leave water in the glasses and that water is also saved. Only required water is used.
Lovely thought.
I think people should understand this and stop wasting water in their daily routine works, like washing cars and veehicles, which can be done by a wet cloth instead of draining water through pipes; watering plants - but only to the extent it necssary; etc.

I wish this message reaches mass and they understand and implement "no wastage of water".

More of Akshay khanna captured

More of Akshay and his boat...

LIVe.................................

Akshay Khanna Captured live....

Akshay Khanna at India Gate on his Boat....

Akshay captured at India Gate seashore....

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